Sarah's Somniloquies

Sarah startles me awake by sleep-talking.

Sarah: Slippity-skooto.

John: Huh?

Sarah: Piskooto.

John: What?

Sarah, frustrated: IT’S GOOD THOUGH.

John: What was?

Sarah, singsongy: I dunno.

John: Huh?

Sarah: The food!

John: What did you have?

Sarah: Whatever the heck I wanted.

I open my phone to write this goodness down.

Sarah: What are you doing?

John: Um, checking on something.

Sarah, angrily: Well quit it and let me sleep!