Sarah's Somniloquies

Sarah sits up all of a sudden and starts feverishly examining her fingers and bracelets.

John: What’s the matter?

Sarah: Well some of them are longer on the right than on the left, and she said that’s not good.

John: Well that IS a problem. What are you going to do about it?

Sarah: Sell them and buy some candy and buy some drugs.

She turns over and is asleep within seconds.